Glossary

Babs: My Mom

The Big Guy: My Father-In-Law

CravingBagels: The Very first Blog ever written - http://www.cravingbagels.com/spiels.asp

DINK: Dual Income, No Kids

Donnie Boom Boom: My Dad

Frerking: A nicer way of writing the “F – Bomb”

The Greatest Blogger of All Time: Daniel J. Davis, Esq. see CravingBagels

The Greatest Vet of All Time: Dr. Thaddeus “Thad” Drumm Frerking of South Valley Animal Hospital in Las Vegas, Nevada

Hogan: Our Vizsla Puppy.  Hogan is his “Govment” name.  Also known as Mr. Bed Pisser for obvious reasons.  Also known as Logan (see Logan). Also known as HogUrt and just gUrt.  I don’t know why.

Jersey Jen (From Michigan): My friend Jen of “Mike and Jersey Jen (from Michigan)” who sounds to be from Joysie by her speech pattern, but then if you get to know her, you’ll find she’s actually from Michigan.  It’s non-intentional on her part, she’s just a product of her surroundings.

Logan: Hogan’s name when he’s being a pain.  He has Logan moments where we’re sure he’s another dog.  He terrorizes the house and yard when he’s in Logan Mode.  This is why he wasn’t allowed on furniture for the first 6 months of his life.

Ruah Bantam Ben: Hogan’s (See Hogan) stage (AKC Registered) name.  He’s actually named after the late, great professional golfer – Ben Hogan.  Bantam Ben was Ben Hogan’s nickname on the tour.

Ruah P. & Vinegar: Vinnie’s (see Vinnie) stage (AKC Registered) name.  It’s actually supposed to be Piss & Vinegar because he was a hellion as a young puppy.  But, the AKC Registry wouldn’t allow the name Piss, so it’s P. for short.

SAHDiNK: Stay At Home Dad, No Kids

SAHDiNKNoW: Stay At Home Dad, No Kids, No Wife – My Friend, Mike of “Mike and Jersey Jen (From Michigan)”

Vinnie: Hogan’s BFF and litter-mate brother.  They’re attached at the hip when their together.  They have one of those little Best Friends Forever hearts that is broken in the middle – one has Best, one has Friends.  It’s cute.

Wee Lil’ Iceman: Hogan’s nickname – comes from when Ben Hogan was on the Irish Golf Tour and they called him Wee Lil’ Iceman because he was so cold on the course.

The Wife: Come on, really?  I have to explain this one?