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		<title>Wine, Kiwi&#8217;s, Cheerleaders and Charity</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome back all!  I have to start by apologizing for my two month sabbatical.  Its been a pretty busy past couple of months.  With a couple of good work projects and some visitors/travel, I haven’t been very good about posting.  Let me give you a re-cap on some of the important events: Mike &#38; Jersey [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome back all!  I have to start by apologizing for my two month sabbatical.  Its been a pretty busy past couple of months.  With a couple of good work projects and some visitors/travel, I haven’t been very good about posting.  Let me give you a re-cap on some of the important events:</p>
<p>Mike &amp; Jersey Jen (from Michigan) and LW (Liberty Wright) visited <a title="Visit Spokane" href="http://www.spokanecity.org/" target="_blank">Spokane</a>.  We loaded up Uncle Greg’s <a title="Dodge Mega Cab Pickup" href="http://www.gizmag.com/go/3689/" target="_blank">Dodge Mega Cab Pickup</a> and headed down to <a title="Walla Walla, Washington" href="http://www.wallawalla.org/" target="_blank">Walla Walla, Washington</a>.  The ladies sat comfortably in the back and solved all the worlds’ problems, while the boys (Mike, <a title="The gUrt - Hogan" href="http://hoganvizsla.com/" target="_blank">The gUrt</a> &amp; I) took care of both the driving as well as creating some entirely new problems for the world.  We stopped at a couple wineries and joined by The Big Guy and Mama J, we hit <a title="T Maccarone's" href="http://www.tmaccarones.com/" target="_blank">T. Maccarone’s</a> for some amazing dinner.  After that, we headed back to <a title="Visit Spokane" href="http://www.spokanecity.org/" target="_blank">Spokane</a> for a tour of the city.  I think they enjoyed it, but I don’t think they’ll be moving there anytime soon.  Mike would have to gamble at <a title="The Northern Quest Resort and Casino" href="http://www.northernquest.com/" target="_blank">The Northern Quest</a> – which is a little low-brow for him.  Jersey Jen (from Michigan) would have to take on a new accent.  LW, on the other hand would probably do very well here.</p>
<p>Scott and Louise Robertson took a 6 month (exaggerating) sabbatical in <a title="Visit New Zealand" href="http://www.newzealand.com/USA/" target="_blank">New Zealand</a> (not exaggerating).  They came back super refreshed and with some amazing photos of the scenery.  You’d better Friend him on <a title="http://www.facebook.com/theoneandonlyscottrobertson/" href="http://www.facebook.com/theoneandonlyscottrobertson" target="_blank">Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/theoneandonlyscottrobertson/)</a> if you want to see those pics!  I highly recommend you do &#8211; the pictures are Frerking (big ups to <a title="South Valley Animal Hospital, Las Vegas" href="http://www.southvalleyvet.com/" target="_blank">The Greatest Vet of All Time, Dr. Thad Frerking</a>) Incredible! Here&#8217;s a sample:</p>
<div id="attachment_382" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-382" title="A New Zealand Local" src="http://www.homesweethomme.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/YAK-300x257.jpg" alt="A New Zealand Local" width="300" height="257" /><p class="wp-caption-text">A New Zealand Local</p></div>
<p>Tiff and <a title="Troy Schrenk" href="http://www.43re.com/troy-schrenk/" target="_blank">Troy</a>-boy (PEMF) visited from <a title="Visit Boise" href="http://www.boise.org/" target="_blank">Boise</a>.  We spent the weekend relaxing at the lake and around the <a title="Visit Spokane" href="http://www.spokanecity.org/" target="_blank">City</a>.  <a title="The gUrt - Hogan" href="http://hoganvizsla.com/" target="_blank">Hogan</a> snuck into the shower with Tiff to get a peek (that’s my boy), while <a title="Troy Schrenk" href="http://www.43re.com/troy-schrenk/" target="_blank">Troy</a>-boy hit the neighborhood garage sale event.  He is the proud owner of two Mac computer screens now.  I think Tiff thought he was losing his mind.  I was in full support of his purchase, down to the packaging of said screens for the said return to <a title="Visit Boise" href="http://www.boise.org/" target="_blank">Boise</a>.  <a title="Troy Schrenk" href="http://www.43re.com/troy-schrenk/" target="_blank">Troy</a>-boy also started guest blogging on Eric Selvig&#8217;s running website, <a title="One Runner's Brain" href="http://www.onerunnersbrain.com" target="_blank">One Runner&#8217;s Brain</a>.  If you&#8217;re into running, there are some good laughs.  I&#8217;m not a runner, so I don&#8217;t get the jokes.</p>
<p>I took about a 10 day trip to Denver to see family and friends.  I think I saw everyone I probably could have, with exception of The Frameos and Worleys.  Ryan Arnold’s group, <a title="The Denver Active 2030 Children's Foundation" href="http://www.da2030.com/" target="_blank">The Denver Active 2030 Children&#8217;s Foundation</a> put together a great charity event called <a title="Keeping Kids On Track" href="www.keepingkidsontrack.org" target="_blank">Keeping Kids On Track</a>.  It was really successful and was co-sponsored by the <a title="Denver Bronco’s Cheerleaders" href="http://blog.denverbroncos.com/cheerleaders/" target="_blank">Denver Bronco’s Cheerleaders</a>.  <a title="D-Train | Dan Davis | Craving Bagels" href="http://www.cravingbagels.com" target="_blank">D-Train</a> and I helped out with the website (<a title="Keeping Kids On Track" href="http://www.keepingkidsontrack.org/" target="_blank">www.keepingkidsontrack.org</a>) as well as attended the event and helped out.  We met all the cheerleaders.  That’s a true test of my love for The Wife.  I had some of the most beautiful ladies around me and we’re still together!  I did hang out with <a title="Romi Bean" href="http://www.denverbroncos.com/page.php?id=117&amp;contentID=4451" target="_blank">Romi Bean</a> a little bit &#8211; she&#8217;s my favorite!  Ryan’s Dad, Gar-Dog was there too.  We were helping the cheerleaders with their helmets and he kept smacking them on the head to see if the helmets fit.  Only Gar-Dog could get away with that.  Big ups to Ryan and <a title="Katie Kosters" href="http://www.denverbroncos.com/page.php?id=117&amp;contentID=8816" target="_blank">Katie Kosters</a> for their hard work and raising $20,000 from the event!</p>
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<p>We spent several weekends at Uncle Greg and Aunt Julie’s cabin in <a title="Coeur d'Alene" href="http://www.coeurdalene.org/" target="_blank">Coeur d’Alene</a> and <a title="The gUrt - Hogan" href="http://hoganvizsla.com/" target="_blank">The gUrt</a> learned to swim.  We even took a jet-ski and kayak ride.  He’s a new dog now – loves the water!  I know you don&#8217;t believe me, but I&#8217;ll post some proof &#8211; pictures of course, but I have to get them from Aunt Julie.</p>
<p>Ryan and Taylor visited Spokane.  It was a great weekend.  We trucked on down to <a title="Walla Walla, Washington" href="http://www.wallawalla.org/" target="_blank">Walla Walla, Washington</a> and did some wine tasting.  My new favorite is <a title="Rulo Winery" href="http://www.rulowinery.com/" target="_blank">Rulo Winery</a>.  It was harvest season and crush time and Rulo’s owners, Kurt &amp; Vicki Schlicker were so gracious.  They gave us tours of the property and showed us the crush procedures.  If you find yourself in Walla Walla, I highly recommend visiting them (<a href="http://www.rulowinery.com/">www.rulowinery.com</a>).  After Walla Walla, we headed back to Spokane and showed them the City as well as <a title="Coeur d'Alene" href="http://www.coeurdalene.org/" target="_blank">Coeur d’Alene</a>.  We took them to <a title="Isabella's Gin Joint" href="http://www.isabellasspokane.com/" target="_blank">Isabella’s Gin Joint</a> (INCREDIBLE) and then headed to <a title="Zola - Spokane" href="http://www.zolaspokane.com/" target="_blank">Zola</a> afterward.  <a title="Zola - Spokane" href="http://www.zolaspokane.com/" target="_blank">Zola</a> a great place – it’s seats on the upper level are reclaimed Tilt-A-Whirl seats.  They don’t spin though – probably because of all the drinking.</p>
<div id="attachment_380" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-380" title="Rulo Winery - The Best Winery in Walla Walla" src="http://www.homesweethomme.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hist-300x112.jpg" alt="Rulo Winery - The Best Winery in Walla Walla" width="300" height="112" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Rulo Winery - The Best Winery in Walla Walla</p></div>
<p>Finally the Family visited over Labor Day weekend.  It was a great time – the usual tour to <a title="Coeur d'Alene" href="http://www.coeurdalene.org/" target="_blank">Coeur d’Alene</a> (seeing a theme here?) and the <a title="Visit Spokane" href="http://www.spokanecity.org/" target="_blank">City</a>.  It was a great weekend and I think Bab’s is ok with the move.  I was worried that they wouldn’t like <a title="Visit Spokane" href="http://www.spokanecity.org/" target="_blank">Spokane</a>.  I don’t think Chris (brother) liked it as much, but he like’s traveling anyway.  He’s still mad we left <a title="Visit Las Vegas" href="http://www.visitlasvegas.com/vegas/index.jsp" target="_blank">Las Vegas</a>,  He definitely wasn’t fond of <a title="The gUrt - Hogan" href="http://hoganvizsla.com/" target="_blank">The gUrt</a>.  I think that Hogan was a little active for him.  When the Fam left, <a title="The gUrt - Hogan" href="http://hoganvizsla.com/" target="_blank">Hogan</a> seemed to take on some bad habits.  I’m thinking that Bab’s might have spoiled him a little bit.  Imagine what she’d do to kids!  Just kidding, I&#8217;m a SAHDiNK!</p>
<p>Finally I did a good dead.  I bought a new pair of shoes.  Now, how is that a good dead?  Well, they are a pair of <a title="Tom's Shoes" href="http://www.tomsshoes.com/" target="_blank">Tom&#8217;s Shoes</a>.  Mama J and The Wife found them in a little store in Walla Walla.  <a title="Tom's Shoes" href="http://www.tomsshoes.com/" target="_blank">Tom&#8217;s Shoes</a> has a nice treat to it &#8211; every pair of shoes you buy, they give a pair of shoes to a child in need.  So you&#8217;re not only buying something totally cool for you, but you&#8217;d doing something for someone else.  I love the idea and the shoes? They&#8217;re awesome &#8211; so comfortable and travel friendly!  I looked at another pair that I secretly wanted, but when I showed them to the girls, they made fun of them.  They were a sort of slip on shoe, but they had anchors all over them.  It was a nice nautical theme.  The girls thought it was a little bit flamboyant.  So I bought the other pair and I wear them all the time!</p>
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<p>Well, that’s it for now.  Some good stories to come soon – including Canada. (Sorry about the delay G-Loyal)</p>
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		<title>Welcome to the Biguyland – Part 3 &#8211; Thursday Chaos</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:43:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Devin Asbury</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The group hit the road a little later than anticipated due to a slight bit of over indulgence from the night before.  Nevertheless, we hit the road before 9:30.  The boys thought we were acting like men by letting the women drive to the Volcano. About 30 minutes into the drive I asked Robyn to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The group hit the road a little later than anticipated due to a slight bit of over indulgence from the night before.  Nevertheless, we hit the road before 9:30.  The boys thought we were acting like men by letting the women drive to the <a title="Kilauea Volcano" href="http://hvo.wr.usgs.gov/kilauea/" target="_blank">Volcano</a>. About 30 minutes into the drive I asked Robyn to pull over so I could get some fresh air (puke).  Back on the road, this time in the front seat, we journeyed down the windy road to the volcano.  We passed many coffee plantations and ‘must see’ sights but nothing was worth stopping for – we didn’t want to increase the already long drive of 2 hours to the <a title="Kilauea Volcano" href="http://hvo.wr.usgs.gov/kilauea/" target="_blank">Volcano</a>.  We did however get up-to-speed on the place we wanted to stop after the volcano – Ash&#8217;s wife was quite the researcher and didn’t get sick in the back seat (unlike others) while researching the best places to hit from the <a title="The Big Island Revealed" href="http://www.amazon.com/Hawaii-Island-Revealed-Ultimate-Guidebook/dp/0963942964" target="_blank">Big Island bible</a>.  We noted places like <a title="Volcano Golf Club" href="http://www.volcanogolfshop.com/index.jsp" target="_blank">Volcano Country Club </a>and the <a title="The Punalu'u Black Sand Beach" href="http://www.gohawaii.com/big_island/plan/things_to_do_on_big_island/attractions/points_of_interest/punaluu">Punalu&#8217;u Black Sand Beach</a> – all tops on the list after touring the <a title="Kilauea Volcano" href="http://hvo.wr.usgs.gov/kilauea/" target="_blank">Volcano</a>.</p>
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<div id="attachment_303" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 250px"><img class="size-full wp-image-303" src="http://www.homesweethomme.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/The-BigIslandRevealedBible.jpg" alt="The Big Island Revealed Bible" width="240" height="240" /><p class="wp-caption-text">The Big Island Revealed Bible</p></div>
<p>Once arriving at <a title="Volcanoes National Park" href="http://www.nps.gov/havo" target="_blank">Volcanoes National Park</a> – <a title="Kilauea Volcano" href="http://hvo.wr.usgs.gov/kilauea/" target="_blank">Kilauea</a>, we knew our trip would be a downer since a majority of the park was closed due to high gases – go figure.  The trip only improved once we left the visitors center and we hit our first stop – the overlook of the <a title="Kilauea Caldera" href="http://hvo.wr.usgs.gov/gallery/kilauea/caldera/main.html" target="_blank">Kilauea Caldera at Jaggar Museum</a>.   This was a great overlook and was only improved by the <a title="Roberts Hawaii" href="http://robertshawaii.com/big-island/" target="_blank">Roberts Hawaii Tour Bus</a> that arrived at the same time as us.  Despite our best efforts to rush out of the car and beat the onslaught of the arriving <a title="Roberts Hawaii" href="http://robertshawaii.com/big-island/" target="_blank">Roberts Hawaii Tour Bus</a> we weren’t able to get our pictures and tour the museum before the <a title="Roberts Hawaii" href="http://robertshawaii.com/big-island/" target="_blank">Roberts Hawaii Tour Bus</a> joined our small group.  We quickly understood that the tour bus was from the cruise ship that arrived at the Kona dock the night before.  We also quickly understood that we wanted nothing to do with these people as they smelled worse than the volcanoes’ gases and also walked slower than the creation of the entire island.  Despite our best efforts we arrived at several other stops at the exact same time as these wonderful travelers. One of these travelers even managed to speed in front of Ash and toss her gum in front of his path – she looked like a English troll mixed with a hobbit – is that how every British woman in her late 70s looks?  We did, however, manage to find our own stop without the <a title="Roberts Hawaii" href="http://robertshawaii.com/big-island/" target="_blank">Roberts Hawaii Tour Bus</a>.  We visited the steam vents, which was definitely a highlight.  This was fun, not because the tour bus didn’t join us, but because the steam vents were really interesting.  Charring the vegetation around the vent, they offered a glimpse into what lies beneath.  Just a traveler’s tip in case you visit…maintenance on the path to the steam vents is quite sparse. Ash&#8217;s wife tripped on the gravel road (I’m sure it had nothing to do with her long twinkle toes) and let everyone around us know the clear lack of maintenance was to be blamed.</p>
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<p>Next stop: <a title="The Thurston Lava Tube" href="http://www.hawaiiweb.com/Hawaii/html/sites/thurston_lava_tube.html" target="_blank">Thurston Lava Tube</a>.</p>
<p><a title="The Thurston Lava Tube" href="http://www.hawaiiweb.com/Hawaii/html/sites/thurston_lava_tube.html" target="_blank">The Thurston Lava Tube</a> was created when magma rushed from the top of the volcano’s flow to the ocean.  As the lava cools it hardens around the flowing magma – and the flowing magma flows to the sea.  Overtime, the magma runs out and leaves a tube like tunnel.  We were lucky to arrive at the lava tube two minutes after our cruise line friends.  If you’ve ever wanted to walk at the pace of an 80 year old down wet steps through a dark, wet, smelly tube then this was just the time and place.  We walked through the lava tube and wondered if we could walk any slower?  Partly to blame were the large puddles in the tube that were splashing on a few 80 year-old ankles wearing sandals…it did get a little dicey. It’s a shame to focus on the people around you but when that’s all you can see and hear it becomes impossible to ignore.</p>
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<p>After the lava tube we had a tough decision to make.  Since the park was closed we had to ask each other whether or not we wanted to drive around the park and see lava flow outside the park – another 2 hours or drive for 45 minutes and see the steam of the lava flowing into the ocean from inside the park.  Since we all were tired of driving we decided to stay inside the park and drive to the ocean and see the steam of where the flowing lava was hitting the ocean – we drove down the winding road through lava fields and got to the end of the road.  It was easy to call it the end of the road – because there was literally no road left to travel.  The lava flowed over the road in the 1990s and closed the road with a 15-20 foot wall of lava.  We parked the car and walked down the shoreline to a vantage point where we could see the steam from the ocean.  Even from a mile away it was amazing to see Mother Nature creating new land before our eyes.  We tromped around the black rock; really an amazing site to see! Back to the car and off to lunch.</p>
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<p>We all enjoyed a wonderful lunch at <a title="Kiawe Kitchen" href="http://chowhound.chow.com/topics/388116" target="_blank">Kiawe Kitchen</a> near the volcano. This restaurant was located in Volcano, HI.  It was attached to a Hawaiian-style quickie mart, but much classier than your average Carls Jr. We all had pizza (which was quite tasty) and enjoyed the rest after a long tour of the park.</p>
<p>Next Stop: <a title="Volcano Golf Club" href="http://www.volcanogolfshop.com/index.jsp" target="_blank">Volcano Country Club</a>.</p>
<p>I don’t know why I expected the course to be better than it was; maybe because they called it a country club?  Nevertheless, the course wasn’t better than any municipal we’d ever seen.  It was a perfect dive for the locals who live around the volcano as the course was literally right next to the caldera we looked at earlier in the day.  Despite the run-down nature of the facility I bought a hat, as I knew I would never run into another ‘main-islander’ with a Volcano Golf hat on.</p>
<p>Next Stop: <a title="The Punalu'u Black Sand Beach" href="http://www.gohawaii.com/big_island/plan/things_to_do_on_big_island/attractions/points_of_interest/punaluu">Punalu&#8217;u Black Sand Beach</a>.</p>
<p>The next stop for our group was the <a title="The Punalu'u Black Sand Beach" href="http://www.gohawaii.com/big_island/plan/things_to_do_on_big_island/attractions/points_of_interest/punaluu">Punalu&#8217;u Black Sand Beach</a>.  We spotted the black sand beach in the <a title="The Big Island Revealed" href="http://www.amazon.com/Hawaii-Island-Revealed-Ultimate-Guidebook/dp/0963942964" target="_blank">Big Island Revealed Book (bible)</a> and all agreed it was a must see.  As we headed from <a title="Volcano Golf Club" href="http://www.volcanogolfshop.com/index.jsp" target="_blank">Volcano Country Club</a> to the <a title="The Punalu'u Black Sand Beach" href="http://www.gohawaii.com/big_island/plan/things_to_do_on_big_island/attractions/points_of_interest/punaluu">Black Sand Beach</a>, we got stuck behind another <a title="Roberts Hawaii" href="http://robertshawaii.com/big-island/" target="_blank">Roberts Hawaii Tour Bus</a> on a two lane road – we knew our friends in the tour bus would be heading to the exact same location.  And they did.  When the tour bus took a left before our exit; we all got a little excited (phew, the bus is gone).  Little did we know it would arrive from the other entrance at the exact same time as us. We rushed out of the car and got to the beach before the bus unloaded. We snapped a couple of pictures and headed back to the car. As we headed back to the car we were greeted by something none of us expected – we must’ve hit the jackpot when we ran into the folks in the convertible mustang.  They asked our group “Do ya knaw wher da black sand beach is?” It’s not as if the black sand beach was a far distance from the parking lot – it’s not as if there isn’t any signs that say “BLACK SAND BEACH” and it’s not as if the black sand beach isn’t the most obvious thing on the island. This would be like standing in front of the Eiffel Tower in Paris and asking where the Eiffel Tower is.  Nevertheless, Ash politely pointed to these toothless southerners the direction of the beach (the direction they were already facing).  We all agreed their kids pitched in together to send the folks to Hawaii from Arkansas for a 50th wedding anniversary – or Marlboro paid for a trip to the island with their 1,000 carton purchase – or the owner of the trailer park paid for their trip to keep them from suing him when the double wide rolled down the hill.  Regardless how they got there, it was a true test for our group not to yell, “where’s the hidden camera”!?!  So from now on when you hear, “Do ya knaw wher’ da black sand beach is?” you’ll know what it means.</p>
<div id="attachment_309" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-full wp-image-309" src="http://www.homesweethomme.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/PunaluuBlackSandBeach.jpg" alt="Punaluu Black Sand Beach" width="300" height="225" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Punaluu Black Sand Beach</p></div>
<p>Next Stop: <a title="Greenwell Coffee Plantation" href="http://www.greenwellfarms.com" target="_blank">Greenwell Coffee Plantation</a>.</p>
<p>We all agreed we had to hit a coffee plantation while we were on the island.  We all also agreed that we had been in the car way too long on the trip to the volcano.  We also agreed that we didn’t want to drive back towards the volcano again that trip so we hit <a title="Greenwell Coffee Plantation" href="http://www.greenwellfarms.com/" target="_blank">The Greenwell Coffee Plantation</a> as we drove back to the condo.  We went to this place because the book (<a title="The Big Island Revealed" href="http://www.amazon.com/Hawaii-Island-Revealed-Ultimate-Guidebook/dp/0963942964" target="_blank">Big Island Revealed</a>) ranked it in the top three and because we all remembered where it was.  We pulled in at 4:30 pm and the last plantation tour went out at 4:00 pm.  Therefore, we bought our coffee and hit the road.  I have to say this was some of the best coffee I’ve ever had and plan on ordering some over the Internet.</p>
<div id="attachment_310" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 455px"><img class="size-full wp-image-310" src="http://www.homesweethomme.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/GreenwellFarmsCoffee.jpg" alt="Greenwell Farms Coffee" width="445" height="244" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Greenwell Farms Coffee</p></div>
<p>We capped the day off at the condo; not before we walked to the ocean at the peak of the golf course where we wanted to see where the path took us.  We were slightly disappointed as all we saw was a bunch of locals fishing and we headed back to the condo for a few beers before heading out for an amazing sushi dinner.</p>
<p>We all agreed that we enjoyed the drive but would pass on touring the volcano next time.</p>
<div id="attachment_311" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 179px"><img class="size-full wp-image-311" src="http://www.homesweethomme.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/IMG_1567.JPG" alt="End of the Road - Good Bye" width="169" height="225" /><p class="wp-caption-text">End of the Road - Good Bye</p></div>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>aboodel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello all! I&#8217;m sorry I haven&#8217;t written in a while. I&#8217;ve actually been in Canada for a week. Stay tuned for some good Canada Stories. It&#8217;ll entail Border Patrol (not the sex roll-play game, but the real deal &#8211; US Customs), The Wife being pulled over by the RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police, or Mounties [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello all!  I&#8217;m sorry I haven&#8217;t written in a while.  I&#8217;ve actually been in <a title="Visit Canada" href="http://canada.gc.ca" target="_blank">Canada</a> for a week.  Stay tuned for some good Canada Stories.  It&#8217;ll entail <a title="US Customs and Border Patrol" href="http://www.cbp.gov/" target="_blank">Border Patrol </a>(not the sex roll-play game, but the real deal &#8211; <a title="US Customs and Border Patrol" href="http://www.cbp.gov/" target="_blank">US Customs</a>), The Wife being pulled over by the <a title="The Royal Canadian Mounted Police" href="http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/" target="_blank">RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police, or Mounties</a> as you may know them, or as The Big Guy calls it, Roman Catholic Member of Parliment) and fishing for the first time on a lake.</p>
<p>In the mean time as promised, my guest writer, Devin Asbury, has drafted a nice post outlining the Thursday events while we were on The Biguyland in Hawaii last month.  There were some great stories to come out of just one day of travel.  Enjoy!</p>
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		<title>Welcome to the Biguyland &#8211; Part 2</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[We decided about halfway through the trip to start pronouncing The Big Island as &#8220;The Biguyland&#8221; (biGw-eye-land).  This was due to Devin telling us how someone he knew from Long Island, NY pronounced it &#8220;Longuyland&#8221; (lon-Gw-eye-land).  We thought that was funny and thus it is now The Biguyland.  The Biguyland is really amazing.  So much [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We decided about halfway through the trip to start pronouncing The Big Island as &#8220;The Biguyland&#8221; (biGw-eye-land).  This was due to Devin telling us how someone he knew from Long Island, NY pronounced it &#8220;Longuyland&#8221; (lon-Gw-eye-land).  We thought that was funny and thus it is now The Biguyland.  The Biguyland is really amazing.  So much to do there with it being the biggest of the islands.  Plus, the max speed there is 55 unlike all the other islands where it&#8217;s 35.  You can get around a heck of a lot quicker than the others.  Good thing too because the Biguyland is the biggest by far.  We really enjoyed the area.  Here is the rundown of our week:</p>
<p><strong>Saturday</strong><br />
After a 6 hour flight from Seattle to Kona Airport, we arrived.  Robyn &amp; Devin we&#8217;re to arrive about an hour and a half before and get the car rental.  When we arrived, we couldn&#8217;t find them.  My cellphone wasn&#8217;t working {Frerking (<a title="Dr. Thad Frerking - South Valley Animal Vet" href="http://www.southvalleyvet.com/" target="_blank"></a>big ups to <a title="South Valley Animal Hospital, Las Vegas" href="http://www.southvalleyvet.com/" target="_blank">The Greatest Vet of All Time, Dr. Thad Frerking</a>) <a title="AT&amp;T" href="http://www.att.com/" target="_blank">AT&amp;T</a> and their service} and The Wife couldn&#8217;t get them on the phone &#8211; straight to voicemail.  After about 45 minutes of beating my phone on the baggage claim conveyer belt and then restarting it, we found out that their flight was delayed in <a title="Only in San Francisco" href="http://www.onlyinsanfrancisco.com" target="_blank">San Franisco</a> because the cargo door on the plane wouldn&#8217;t shut.  I&#8217;ll bet it was just a seat belt caught in the door that no one saw.  Trying to be ahead of the game and being that Devin was behind schedule because of his &#8220;seat belt&#8221; incident, I decided to pick up the rental car.  I tried to rent the car from <a title="National Car Rental" href="http://www.nationalcar.com/" target="_blank">National Car Rental</a>, but since my name wasn&#8217;t Devin and I wasn&#8217;t an <a title="Enroll Now in the Emerald Club" href="https://www.nationalcar.com/startEnrollment.do?sourceCode=1913" target="_blank">Emerald Member</a>, they showed me the door &#8211; to the bus back to the airport.  The driver laughed at me.</p>
<p>When Robyn and Devin finally got in 2 hours later, we were finally on our way.  Well, sort of.  We had planned on going to <a title="Costco" href="http://www.costco.com/" target="_blank">Costco </a>on the way to our condo.  If you&#8217;ve ever been to <a title="Visit The Big Island" href="http://www.bigisland.org" target="_blank">Hawai&#8217;i</a>, you&#8217;ll realize that there are only 4 rental cars to choose from (<a title="The Garrilsens" href="http://www.marketstreetmusings.com" target="_blank">Ronnie Drama</a> warned me of this): a Mustang Convertible, a Jeep Wrangler, a Chevy Malibu or a Chevy Impala.  That&#8217;s it.  Lucky, Devin&#8217;s <a title="Enroll Now in the Emerald Club" href="https://www.nationalcar.com/startEnrollment.do?sourceCode=1913" target="_blank">Emerald Membership</a> scored him an upgrade: the Chevy Impala.  I only say luckily, because we had 4 golf bags, The Wife&#8217;s giant suitcase (that is always over weight and we always have to move items from it into another bag), two duffel bags, one computer bag, The Wife&#8217;s <a title="Coach Purses" href="http://www.coach.com" target="_blank">Coach Old Lady Purse</a> (which carries everything that wouldn&#8217;t fit in the giant suitcase), two purses and my leather travel set (<a title="Johnston &amp; Murphy" href="http://www.johnstonmurphy.com" target="_blank">Johnston and Murphy</a> laptop case and carry on suitcase that I bought because I wanted to be like <a title="R+W Advertising" href="http://www.rw-live.com/" target="_blank">Scott Robertson</a>).  Here&#8217;s what fit in the trunk: The wife&#8217;s giant suitcase.  The rest of the luggage was strategically placed in the car and we sat indian style on bags all the way to the <a title="Condo 1804 – Kanaloa at Kona" href="http://www.alohacondos.com/bigisland/kanaloa-at-kona/1804" target="_blank">condo</a> &#8211; we decided to go to  <a title="Costco" href="http://www.costco.com/" target="_blank">Costco</a> later as we didn&#8217;t have room for groceries with all the luggage.  After a run to  <a title="Costco" href="http://www.costco.com/" target="_blank">Costco</a> we stopped back by the condo and then headed to <a title="LuLu's Kona" href="http://www.lulushawaii.com/" target="_blank">LuLu&#8217;s</a>.  It&#8217;s a nice restaurant &#8211; kind of a college style place that you know gets really crazy on weekends and holidays.  I had a Hawaiian Chicken Burger and it was delightful.<br />
<div id="attachment_289" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.lulushawaii.com/" target=_blank><img src="http://www.homesweethomme.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lulus.jpg" alt="LuLu&#039;s Fine Dining" title="LuLu&#039;s Fine Dining" width="300" height="200" class="size-full wp-image-289" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">LuLu's Fine Dining</p></div><br />
<strong>Sunday</strong><br />
After waking up, I opened the Kashi cereal we bought at <a title="Costco" href="http://www.costco.com/" target="_blank">Costco</a>.  It wasn&#8217;t my choice, but the ladies wanted it.  As I opened the box, I noticed that the bag was already opened.  Gross.  I threw that bag out.  After breakfast, we took Robyn to the pharmacy to get some medicine.  Her ear blew up.  While she and Devin waited, I hopped across the street to the <a title="Sack 'N Save" href="http://www.freshencounter.com/store/default.aspx?id=35" target="_blank">Sack &#8216;N Save</a> or whatever it was across the street.  I should have know this was going to be a failed attempt at shopping by the presence of oil stains in every single parking spot in the parking lot.  The ground beef didn&#8217;t look so good, but I was OK with it &#8211; hey, it&#8217;s vacation.  I started looking for the only cheese I&#8217;ll ever eat, <a title="Tillamook Cheese" href="http://www.tillamookcheese.com" target="_blank">Tillamook Cheddar</a>, and settled for a second best Kraft version.  Then I went to get <a title="Simply Orange Juice" href="http://www.simplyorangejuice.com" target="_blank">Simply Orange orange juice</a>.  No luck &#8211; with that, I abandoned the store all together and headed up the hill for the <a title="Safeway" href="http://www.safeway.com" target="_blank">Safeway</a>.  There, I found everything I needed, including the very last package of <a title="Tillamook Cheese" href="http://www.tillamookcheese.com" target="_blank">Tillamook Cheddar Cheese</a>.</p>
<p>We then headed over to the <a title="Mauna Kea Resort" href="http://www.maunakearesort.com" target="_blank">Mauna Kea Resort</a> for the best brunch buffet I&#8217;ve ever eaten.  It was amazing &#8211; $50 a person and we ate like kings.  Devin at about $100 worth of sushi &#8211; to the point that the sushi chef was making custom orders for him.  He didn&#8217;t even eat fish before the trip.  After brunch, we headed down to the beach at the <a title="Mauna Kea Resort" href="http://www.maunakearesort.com" target="_blank">Mauna Kea Resort</a>.  Amazing beach &#8211; great waves for body surfing, lots of people watching, good frisbee tossing.  After frying ourselves there, we headed back to the <a title="Condo 1804 – Kanaloa at Kona" href="http://www.alohacondos.com/bigisland/kanaloa-at-kona/1804" target="_blank">condo</a> and started dinner &#8211; my famous, secret Sliders.  As I brought the burgers in from the grill, I saw a look of horror on the girl&#8217;s faces &#8211; something had gotten into our <a title="Kings Hawaiian Sweet Rolls" href="http://www.kingshawaiian.com" target="_blank">Hawaiian Sweet Rolls</a> and had eaten half of one, foil pan and all.  They were so grossed out that I don&#8217;t think my Sliders were a very big hit.  We later found out that the short 2 minute stay on the front stairs was all a <a title="Hawaiin Mongoose" href="http://www.instanthawaii.com/cgi-bin/hawaii?Animals.mongoose" target="_blank">mongoose</a> needed to grab a bite before the rolls were taken into the <a title="Condo 1804 – Kanaloa at Kona" href="http://www.alohacondos.com/bigisland/kanaloa-at-kona/1804" target="_blank">condo</a>.  Too bad we found that out after we called maintenance and had them set some traps.    When we grabbed the <a title="Tillamook Cheese" href="http://www.tillamookcheese.com" target="_blank">Tillamook Cheddar Cheese</a> from <a title="Safeway" href="http://www.safeway.com" target="_blank">Safeway</a>, it was moldy.  Apparently, I missed the gaping whole in the package.  No wonder it was the last one.  My bad.</p>
<div id="attachment_272" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 360px"><img class="size-full wp-image-272" title="Mauna Kea Beach" src="http://www.homesweethomme.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/maunakeabeach.jpg" alt="Mauna Kea Beach" width="350" height="263" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Mauna Kea Beach</p></div>
<p><strong>Monday</strong><br />
After some exploration of the area on foot, we headed over to the <a title="Makalei Golf Club" href="http://www.makalei.com/golf/proto/makalei/" target="_blank">Makalai Golf Club</a> to play our first of two days of golf.  I hadn&#8217;t played in a year and a half, so I didn&#8217;t play so well.  It&#8217;s a beautiful course, very tropical.  There were peacocks everywhere and one time, when The Wife was swinging, one whistled at her like a construction worker.  The course is really amazing &#8211; it&#8217;s on the mountainside so you&#8217;re either teeing uphill or down.  After golf, we stopped at <a title="Kona Brewing Company" href="http://www.konabrewingco.com" target="_blank">The Kona Brewing Company</a>.  They make some great beers &#8211; <a title="Kona Brewing Company - Longboard Lager" href="http://www.konabrewingco.com/beers/longboard-lager" target="_blank">The Longboard Lager</a>, <a title="Kona Brewing Company - Fire Rock Pale Ale" href="http://www.konabrewingco.com/beers/fire-rock-pale-ale" target="_blank"></a><a title="Kona Brewing Company - Wailua Wheat" href="http://www.konabrewingco.com/beers/wailua-wheat" target="_blank">Wailua Wheat</a> and Big Wave are my favorites.  I also had the <a title="Kona Brewing Company - Fire Rock Pale Ale" href="http://www.konabrewingco.com/beers/fire-rock-pale-ale" target="_blank">Fire Rock Pale Ale</a> which I&#8217;m not a huge fan of, but it was good.  Pizzas and beer after golf, not a bad way to go!</p>
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<p><strong>Tuesday<br />
</strong>With a full day ahead of us, we went for a drive to the north side of the island.  We drove through <a title="Waimea" href="http://www.letsgo-hawaii.com/waimea/" target="_blank">Waimea</a> which is a cool little town.  If you head north of <a title="Waimea" href="http://www.letsgo-hawaii.com/waimea/" target="_blank">Waimea</a>, the road ends at a valley called <a title="Waipi'o Valley" href="http://www.letsgo-hawaii.com/waipio/" target="_blank">Waipi&#8217;o</a>.  It&#8217;s absolutely breathtaking.  As I sat and gazed over the edge of the cliff, down about 1,000 feet at the valley floor and the lava beach below, I heard Devin come out of the bathroom and say, &#8220;144.&#8221;  The Wife asked for clarification and he replied &#8220;144 people were raped and murdered in that bathroom.&#8221;  The beautiful view was soon clouded by the water in my eyes from laughing so hard.  After leaving the viewpoint, we headed back to <a title="Kailua Kona" href="http://www.letsgo-hawaii.com/Kailuakona/" target="_blank">Kona</a> and stopped at <a title="Hapuna Beach" href="http://www.hawaiiweb.com/Hawaii/html/beaches/hapuna_beach_state_park.html" target="_blank">Hapuna Beach</a>, just north of <a title="Kailua Kona" href="http://www.letsgo-hawaii.com/Kailuakona/" target="_blank">Kona</a>.  Again, great beach, very similar to <a title="Mauna Kea Resort" href="http://www.maunakearesort.com" target="_blank">Mauna Kea Resort</a> beach.  Lots of people, lots of body surfing.  The waves started getting big there and I wished I had a surfboard &#8211; and that I knew how to surf.  We left <a title="Hapuna Beach" href="http://www.hawaiiweb.com/Hawaii/html/beaches/hapuna_beach_state_park.html" target="_blank">Hapuna Beach</a> and headed over to the <a title="the Hilton Waikoloa Village - Explore The Big Island" href="http://www.hiltonwaikoloavillage.com/explore_the_big_island/" target="_blank">Hilton Resort</a>.  Woah &#8211; that&#8217;s a big place.  They have a tram that travels around the property.  There&#8217;s a huge lagoon in the middle and pools everywhere.  You can even swim with dolphins.  Next, we headed over to the <a title="Merrimans Market Cafe" href="http://www.merrimansmarketcafe.com/" target="_blank">Merrimans Market Cafe</a> for some dinner.  We ordered some Mai Tai&#8217;s and hummus.  Good stuff.  With a limited menu, we then headed over to the <a title="Kona Inn Restaurant" href="http://www.windandsearestaurants.com/konainn/home.htm" target="_blank">Kona Inn Restaurant</a> for some fish.  I had the Mahi Mahi, The Wife had Ahi, Devin had blackened Ahi, and Robyn had some stuffed tasty fish.  Great restaurant, great service, though I did feel a little bad because our server had a lithp and I quoted<a title="Ith not Juithe, ith a protein thake!" href="http://www.moviewavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&amp;media=MP3S&amp;type=Movies&amp;movie=50_First_Dates&amp;quote=yourhead.txt&amp;file=yourhead.mp3" target="_blank"> Sean Aston&#8217;s character from 50 First Dates</a>, not realizing the server was behind me.  Me and my damn inappropriate mouth!</p>
<div id="attachment_280" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-full wp-image-280" title="Waipi'o Valley" src="http://www.homesweethomme.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/waipiovalley.jpg" alt="Waipi'o Valley" width="300" height="225" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Waipi&#39;o Valley</p></div>
<p><strong>Wednesday<br />
</strong>Devin and I went over to the <a title="Kona Country Club" href="http://www.konagolf.com" target="_blank">Kona Country Club</a> and hit some balls while the girls headed over to <a title="The Kona Farmers Market" href="http://www.konafarmersmarket.com/" target="_blank">The Kona Farmers Market</a>, which they thoroughly enjoyed.  They would have bought pineapples there, but we bought 3 when we shopped on Saturday.  Good old <a title="Costco" href="http://www.costco.com/" target="_blank">Costco</a> &#8211; putting the farmers out of business.  After a hiatus at the pool, we headed over and played <a title="The Ocean Course at Kona Country Club" href="http://www.konagolf.com/konagolf/golf-course-ocean.cfm" target="_blank">The Ocean Course</a> at <a title="Kona Country Club" href="http://www.konagolf.com" target="_blank">Kona Country Club</a>.  It was a nice little course.  It was no <a title="Makalei Golf Club" href="http://www.makalei.com/golf/proto/makalei/" target="_blank">Makalai Golf Club</a>, but was still nice.  Much flatter.  I played significantly better.  <a title="The Ocean Course at Kona Country Club" href="http://www.konagolf.com/konagolf/golf-course-ocean.cfm" target="_blank">The Ocean Course</a> is a little deceiving as there are only technically 3 or 4 holes actually on the ocean.  The rest are surrounded by condos. It didn&#8217;t bother me&#8230;I liked it anyway.  After golf, we headed back to the <a title="Condo 1804 – Kanaloa at Kona" href="http://www.alohacondos.com/bigisland/kanaloa-at-kona/1804" target="_blank">condo</a>, did some pool time and grilled up the steaks we bought at <a title="Costco" href="http://www.costco.com/" target="_blank">Costco</a> with my famous, secret steak recipe.  <a title="Hawaiin Mongoose" href="http://www.instanthawaii.com/cgi-bin/hawaii?Animals.mongoose" target="_blank">The Mongoose<sup>TM</sup></a> did not eat those.  We did have quite a few margaritas and I believe there may have been some pictures taken of a couple of dudes climbing on the lava rock by the ocean.</p>
<div id="attachment_282" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://www.konagolf.com/" target=_blank><img class="size-full wp-image-282" title="Kona Country Club" src="http://www.homesweethomme.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/konacountryclub.jpg" alt="Kona Country Club" width="300" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Kona Country Club</p></div>
<p><strong>Thursday</strong><br />
I&#8217;m not going to cover this day for two reasons:</p>
<ol>
<li>This post is getting absurdly long</li>
<li>Devin is going to write about our Thursday Adventures as my new guest blogger.</li>
</ol>
<p><strong>Friday</strong><br />
We began our day at <a title="Lava Java" href="http://islandlavajavakona.com/" target="_blank">Lava Java</a>, a quaint little breakfast joint in <a title="Kailua Kona" href="http://www.letsgo-hawaii.com/Kailuakona/" target="_blank">Kona</a>.  Breakfast there is AWESOME!  I had the 18 Wheeler, even though it wasn&#8217;t on the menu (I ordered it at some restaurant once, don&#8217;t remember the name).  Our last day together as Robyn and Devin were to head back to the Main Land, we decided to beach it.  There were two beaches to choose from &#8211; one was a short drive from the main road and about a 15 minute walk, the other was a longer, rough road drive and about a 5 minute walk.  We opted for the shorter walk.  The beach is called <a title="Big Island Gem Mahaiula Beach" href="http://hawaiirama.com/2006/10/big-island-gem-mahaiula-beach" target="_blank">Mahaiula Beach</a> and you have to take a road that us pretty unkept.  We were behind a Dodge mini-truck and the driver was acting like it was a really technical road.  It seemed like it took forever to get there.  Once we arrived, we hiked in with 4 chairs, two beach bags and looked like total tourists.  We fit right in, because so did everyone else.  Now this beach was really pretty, but it was a pretty heavy slope.  The water was sitting on a lava bed, so it was very difficult to manuever, plus it sloped so much, you couldn&#8217;t really go very much body surfing.  It was pretty breathtaking though, so we didn&#8217;t complain.  Afterward, we headed back to the <a title="Condo 1804 – Kanaloa at Kona" href="http://www.alohacondos.com/bigisland/kanaloa-at-kona/1804" target="_blank">condo</a> and swam for a short stint, then headed to <a title="Costco" href="http://www.costco.com/" target="_blank">Costco</a> for some gifts to take back and then round 2 at <a title="LuLu's Kona" href="http://www.lulushawaii.com/" target="_blank">LuLu&#8217;s</a>.  The Wife and I weren&#8217;t that hungry so we split an apertief.  After taking Robyn and Devin to the airport, we went back to <a title="Kailua Kona" href="http://www.letsgo-hawaii.com/Kailuakona/" target="_blank">Kona</a> and ate a late dinner at <a title="Huggo's" href="http://www.huggos.com/" target="_blank">Huggo&#8217;s</a>.  It was really nice &#8211; seaside, it was actually situated over the ocean.  There were wave crashing right up to the rocks below our table.  Really romantic as you can guess, we headed back to the <a title="Condo 1804 – Kanaloa at Kona" href="http://www.alohacondos.com/bigisland/kanaloa-at-kona/1804" target="_blank">condo</a> and called it a night.  That&#8217;s right folks, a nice romantic dinner and then we passed out cold.  Welcome to married life!</p>
<div id="attachment_283" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-full wp-image-283" title="Mahaiula Beach" src="http://www.homesweethomme.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mahaiulabeach.jpg" alt="Mahaiula Beach" width="300" height="225" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Mahaiula Beach</p></div>
<p><strong>Saturday:</strong><br />
After waking up and heading over to Lava Java for breakfast, I scoured <a title="Kailua Kona" href="http://www.letsgo-hawaii.com/Kailuakona/" target="_blank">Kona</a> for a <a title="Volcom" href="http://www.volcom.com" target="_blank">Volcom</a> T-Shirt I really wanted, but <a title="World Core Surf" href="http://www.worldcoresurf.com" target="_blank">World Core Surf Shop</a> didn&#8217;t have in a large.  Of course, Robyn and Devin are perfect human specimens that fit into EVERYTHING, and wouldn&#8217;t you know, they had the shirt in a medium and he bought it.  I think he did it to get under my skin.  I think this because he wore it 3 times during the trip.  Damn <a title="World Core Surf" href="http://www.worldcoresurf.com" target="_blank">World Core</a>.  We didn&#8217;t find the shirt and had to head to the airport.  That was the last I saw of <a title="Kailua Kona" href="http://www.letsgo-hawaii.com/Kailuakona/" target="_blank">Kona</a>, other than the occaisional websearch trip down memory lane because we didn&#8217;t bring camera chargers so we have no photos!</p>
<div id="attachment_284" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-full wp-image-284" title="My Volcom T-Shirt that Devin Snagged" src="http://www.homesweethomme.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/myvolcomtshirt.jpg" alt="My Volcom T-Shirt that Devin Snagged" width="300" height="275" /><p class="wp-caption-text">My Volcom T-Shirt that Devin Snagged</p></div>
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		<description><![CDATA[Growing up as a Boodel, most of our vacations when I was younger were to Florida.  We would visit my grand parents in Pompano Beach and my aunt uncle in Boca Raton.  Right around our honeymoon, The Wife and I were driving to visit Boy Genius &#38; his wife Jackie (Brother and Sister-In-Law)  at their [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;">Growing up as a Boodel, most of our vacations when I was younger were to <a title="Visit Florida" href="http://www.visitflorida.com/" target="_blank">Florida</a>.  We would visit my grand parents in <a title="Visit Pompano Beach" href="http://www.mypompanobeach.org/" target="_blank">Pompano Beach</a> and my aunt uncle in <a title="Visit Boca Raton" href="http://www.ci.boca-raton.fl.us/" target="_blank">Boca Raton</a>.  Right around our honeymoon, The Wife and I were driving to visit Boy Genius &amp; his wife Jackie (Brother and Sister-In-Law)  at their place in <a title="West Palm Beach" href="http://www.wpb.org/" target="_blank">West Palm Beach</a> and I was trying to remember the condominium where my grandparents lived.  I remembered it about 2 months later, back in Vegas while we were driving on <a title="The 15" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interstate_15" target="_blank">The 15</a> to <a title="The Strip" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Las_Vegas_Strip" target="_blank">The Strip</a>.  I remembered it and shouted &#8220;CRANE CREST!&#8221;  The Wife first told me to take it from a 10 to a 2, then asked me if I needed medication for turrets syndrome.  Now, randomly, she&#8217;ll yell out &#8220;CRANE CREST&#8221; to make fun of me.  I&#8217;m rambling.</p>
<p>When we visited <a title="Visit Florida" href="http://www.visitflorida.com/" target="_blank">Florida</a>, we spent much of those trips either at the beach, the pool, or indoors.  Occasionally we&#8217;d do something adventurous like <a title="Disney World" href="http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/" target="_blank">Disney World</a>, but that was pretty rare.  My later childhood travels were specifically related to horse show schedules.  On all of those trips, we mostly traveled by car and went to towns in Montana, Wyoming, New Mexico and Arizona &#8211; not to mention many towns in Colorado where we lived.  Lets just say, vacations after we bought our first horse weren&#8217;t really vacation &#8211; all work.  Not very exciting when you&#8217;re 8-16 years old.</p>
<p>Now on the other hand, many of the kids I went to school with went to places like California, Mexico and the Caribbean Islands.  I always thought it would be great to visit those places, but the closest I ever got was in 9th grade when my uncle took me with him to the <a title="The Florida Keys" href="http://www.fla-keys.com" target="_blank">Florida Keys</a>.  We stayed in <a title="Islamorada" href="http://www.islamorada.fl.us/" target="_blank">Islamorada</a> and I fell in love with the ocean.  I didn&#8217;t see the ocean again until I was about 28 years old and traveled with some friends to <a title="Visit Hermosa Beach" href="http://www.hermosabch.org" target="_blank">Hermosa</a>, <a title="Visit Newport Beach" href="http://www.city.newport-beach.ca.us" target="_blank">Newport</a> and <a title="Visit Huntington Beach" href="http://www.ci.huntington-beach.ca.us" target="_blank">Huntington Beach</a>es in <a title="Visit California" href="http://www.visitcalifornia.com" target="_blank">California</a>.  It was on that trip that I decided to make <a title="Surf City, USA" href="http://www.surfcityusa.com/" target="_blank">Surf City, USA</a> my home.  For nine months.  It was way too slow paced for me by then and The Wife was living in Las Vegas, so it didn&#8217;t make much sense to be in a city full of beautiful women on surfboards when A. I didn&#8217;t surf, and B. I had a girlfriend in another state.  That&#8217;s how I ended up in Las Vegas.</p>
<p>But the one place that always stuck in my head was when kids I grew up with would go to <a title="Visit Hawai'i" href="http://www.gohawaii.com/" target="_blank">Hawai&#8217;i</a>.  I don&#8217;t know why, but I always had a stigma about <a title="Visit Hawai'i" href="http://www.gohawaii.com/" target="_blank">Hawai&#8217;i</a>.  I guess it always seemed like it was so touristy and cliche.  I boycotted it once I could actually afford to travel there on my own.  At one point, ArNald, a <a title="The Sigma Chi Fraternity" href="http://www.sigmachi.org" target="_blank">Fraternity brother</a>, lived in <a title="Visit Maui" href="http://www.visitmaui.com/" target="_blank">Maui</a> and always wanted me to come visit.  I was still boycotting it, so I passed.  It didn&#8217;t last long for him either before he headed back to the Main Land.  I&#8217;ve avoided <a title="Visit Hawai'i" href="http://www.gohawaii.com/" target="_blank">Hawai&#8217;i</a> trips for so long that I should have known that when the couple that introduced The Wife and I invited us a third time, it was time to go.  They had been married in <a title="Visit Kaua'i" href="http://www.kauai-hawaii.com/">Kaua&#8217;i</a> in 2002 and we couldn&#8217;t join them, with my move to <a title="Surf City, USA" href="http://www.surfcityusa.com/" target="_blank">Huntington Beach</a> and The Wife&#8217;s move to Las Vegas at the time.  They invited us again earlier last year &#8211; we again had to pass with The Wife&#8217;s brother&#8217;s wedding in <a title="Visit Cabo San Lucas" href="http://www.cabosanlucas.net/" target="_blank">Cabo San Lucas, Mexico</a>.  When the third invitation came, we decided it was time for us to go.</p>
<p>And So I was introduced to <a title="Visit The Big Island" href="http://www.bigisland.org" target="_blank">The Big Island</a>, AKA the Island of <a title="Visit Hawai'i" href="http://www.gohawaii.com/" target="_blank">Hawai&#8217;i</a>.  I&#8217;ve always been confused about <a title="Visit Hawai'i" href="http://www.gohawaii.com/" target="_blank">Hawai&#8217;i</a>.  People always talk about <a title="Visit Kaua'i" href="http://www.kauai-hawaii.com/">Kaua&#8217;i</a>, <a title="Visit O'ahu" href="http://www.visit-oahu.com" target="_blank">O&#8217;ahu</a> and <a title="Visit Maui" href="http://www.visitmaui.com/" target="_blank">Maui</a>, not to mention about 2,000 other city names I can&#8217;t remember.  I&#8217;d heard people refer to <a title="Visit The Big Island" href="http://www.bigisland.org" target="_blank">The Big Island</a> in the past, but I always thought it was used as common speak in reference to whatever island had <a title="Visit Honolulu" href="http://www.honolulu.gov" target="_blank"><cite>Honolulu</cite></a> &#8211; I never know it was <a title="Visit O'ahu" href="http://www.visit-oahu.com" target="_blank">O&#8217;ahu</a>.  I never realized it was actually called <a title="Visit The Big Island" href="http://www.bigisland.org" target="_blank">The Big Island</a>, nor that there was actually a big island in comparison to the other islands.  I have to say, though, this experience was incredible.  For anyone who hasn&#8217;t been to <a title="Visit Hawai'i" href="http://www.gohawaii.com/" target="_blank">Hawai&#8217;i</a> before, or who has been to the other islands but haven&#8217;t visited <a title="Visit The Big Island" href="http://www.bigisland.org" target="_blank">The Big Island</a>, I highly recommend it.</p>
<p>Here are a few interesting facts:</p>
<ul>
<li><a title="Visit The Big Island" href="http://www.bigisland.org" target="_blank">The Big Island</a> is larger than all the other islands combined.  I guess that&#8217;s not including <a title="Visit The Big Island" href="http://www.bigisland.org" target="_blank">The Big Island</a> as that wouldn&#8217;t make sense.  It takes about 10 hours to drive the loop around the island.</li>
<li>All of the Hawaiian Islands are formed from <a title="Visit Hawaiian Volcanoes" href="http://hvo.wr.usgs.gov/volcanoes" target="_blank">Volcanoes</a>. <a title="Visit The Big Island" href="http://www.bigisland.org" target="_blank">The Big Island</a> is formed from 5 Volcanoes, two of which are still active and one of which (<a title="Kiluea Volcano" href="http://hvo.wr.usgs.gov/kilauea" target="_blank">Kiluea</a>) is still erupting molten lava.</li>
<li><a title="Visit The Big Island" href="http://www.bigisland.org" target="_blank">The Big Island</a> is made up of one massive volcano (<a title="Mauna Loa" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauna_Loa" target="_blank">Mauna Loa</a>) that is actually the largest mountain in the world if you measure it from it&#8217;s base which is 18,000 feet below sea level.  That makes the mountain 32,000 feet which is significantly taller than Mt. Everest.  Sorry to Sir Edmond Hillary &#8211; he could have gone to <a title="Visit Hawai'i" href="http://www.gohawaii.com/" target="_blank">Hawai&#8217;i</a> and surfed, then climbed only 14,000 feet of actual mountain and not frozen his Frerking (big ups to <a title="South Valley Animal Hospital, Las Vegas" href="http://www.southvalleyvet.com/" target="_blank">The Greatest Vet of All Time, Dr. Thad Frerking</a>) ass off, though it does snow on the top of <a title="Mauna Loa" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauna_Loa" target="_blank">Mauna Loa</a> and <a title="Mauna Kea" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauna_Kea" target="_blank">Mauna Kea</a> between December and May.</li>
<li><a title="James Cook" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Cook" target="_blank">British Royal Navy Captain James Cook</a> introduced the rest of the world to <a title="Visit Hawai'i" href="http://www.gohawaii.com/" target="_blank">Hawai&#8217;i</a>.  When he visited <a title="Visit The Big Island" href="http://www.bigisland.org" target="_blank">The Big Island</a>, it was during the time of worship that centered around peace, so they welcomed him and his crew.  When he left, his boat broke (cracked mast), so he turned around and upon arrival, the Hawaiians were worshiping the gods of war instead of the gods of peace.  So, they killed him.  Lesson learned &#8211; always carry a spare mast as you never know what&#8217;s around the corner.</li>
<li>Waimea is a city in the north that houses the headquarters of The Parker Ranch which is the largest privately owned ranch (about 175,000 acres) in the United States.</li>
<li>Sunsets &#8211; they are spectacular when you can see them on <a title="Visit The Big Island" href="http://www.bigisland.org" target="_blank">The Big Island</a>.  Much of the island gets covered by the haze from the <a title="Visit Hawaiian Volcanoes" href="http://hvo.wr.usgs.gov/volcanoes" target="_blank">Volcanoes</a>, so there are times when the sunset is blocked out.  However, because of the haze, when you get a sunset you get a great view.  There&#8217;s this phenomenon called <a title="The Green Flash" href="http://http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_flash" target="_blank">The Green Flash</a> &#8211; it&#8217;s the couple seconds as the sun passes below the water &#8211; has to do with refraction of light or something along those lines.  I guess you&#8217;re not really supposed to stare at it &#8211; it is the sun &#8211; but it&#8217;s pretty cool if you can see one.  I only saw one real sunset.  The rest disappeared into the haze.</li>
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